Isn’t it liberating, in a sense, to have all Vikings playoff expectations removed so very early in the season? We can now just relax and enjoy the season and wallow the misery without getting stressed about whether the Vikings will manage the last-minute surge to make the playoffs only to lose in the first round. Aaaaah, breathe deep. Breathe free.
It was an entertaining game. Ponder looked good in parts and awful in other parts. Even Adrian looked good at times and awful at others. But, don’t worry. The head coach is no claiming that he’s to blame too. How nice that we can add him to the list of good-for-nothing, emotionless, incompetent, unimaginative, back-pedaling, out-of-position, air-headed, tackle-fearing, overpaid, unprepared, stinking pile of drones who make up a good part of this team.
Breathe deep. Breathe free. Enjoy the empty and clear feeling of no expectations for the rest of this season.
You should consider coming over this week. We play the 0-2 Cleveland Browns at home and this, I assure you, is a guaranteed win for the Vikings. The poor Browns are in for a beating like no other as the underachieving Vikings take out all their frustrations on a poor and undermanned team. I promise you there is no way the Vikings will lose this Sunday. I’m even willing to put money on it. You want to lose some money? Stop by my office today and lay down some cash on the Browns. So, breathe deep and enjoy this victory.
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